Letterkenny is one of the best Canadian sitcoms. The starting of the Letterkenny series was on YouTube. It first started on YouTube as Letterkenny Problems. Then it did its debut on television in the year 2016. The sitcom debuted on Crave TV. This story was basically about a rural Canadian community who used to live in Letterkenny. This sitcom will make you roll out of laughter with its great comic timing and dialogues. The show got streamed on Hulu in the U.S. in the year 2018. The characters available in the show are Wayne, Katy, Daryl, and Squirrely Dan. Wayne is the main character, Katy is Wayne’s sister, and Daryl and Dan are his friends. Wayne is a farmer in this show. There is a total of 11 seasons of this show.
This is one of the loved sitcoms of the present day. The show is fresh and new. The dialogues and quotes of this show are just incredible. The characters in this show have nailed their respective roles. The role of Wayne is played by the co-creator of the show, Jared Keeso. The story revolves around lovers and foes living in the city of Letterkenny in Canada. These four characters are just doing wonders on this show.
Types of Quotes
Funny Quotes Of Letterkenny
The funny and humorous quotes and dialogues of this show will give pain to your cheeks and stomach as you cannot control your laughter with this best sitcom. The show has 11 seasons and you will enjoy watching it and having a blast of laughter. Here are some of the funny quotes from the show.
- Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone. — Wayne
- If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. — Wayne
- Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there. — Wayne
- You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours. — Wayne
- Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood. — Wayne
- Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground. — Squirrelly Dan
- You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22. — Wayne
- I’m too fat to run. — Squirrelly Dan
- You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us. — Daryl
- Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy
Wonderful Letterkenny Quotes For Daily Use
These daily use quotes will inspire you to use them often as it is quite funny and cool too. The comic timings of the characters in this show are awesome. The expressions, the dialogue deliberation, and everything are on point. Check out some of the quotes that are used too often.
- That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t. — Katy
- We need backup, boys. — Jonesy
- Hard no. — Wayne
- Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers. — Wayne
- You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud? — Wayne
- Not my pig, not my farm. — Wayne
- Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er. — Everyone
- Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud? —Reilly
- Where’s the sacrifice? — Jonesy
- Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan. — Wayne
Weird Letterkenny Quotes
There are some funny yet weird quotes of Letterkenny that will give a weird expression to your face but then you will end up laughing. It is a true example of humor and comedy. This Canadian show will win your heart. Here are some weird and funny quotes from the show.
- I am willing to give 69% of my company to a partner, why 69%? Both sides benefit!. Good Enough! – Gail
- I want to give back to the community by helping people find love. – Wayne
- You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do You See That Sniper At 3 O’clock? – Letterkenny
- Then I’d have to put my wine down. – Marie-Fred
- You stopped toe-curling in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends. – Wayne
- You’re pretty good at wrestling there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you. – Squirrelly Dan
- It’s Partner Time To Tune Into Letterkenny, So Be Sure To Set Yer Dials. – Letterkenny
- Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here. – Gail
- You wanna come to a super soft birthday party? – Shoresy
- Well there is nothing better than a good fart. – Letterkenny
Strange Letterkenny Quotes
The show has achieved a lot of popularity and has gained a lot of fans all over the world. The humor of this sitcom is on point. The characters have also justice to the show by their incredible performance. Here are some of the strange quotes from the show Letterkenny.
- You’re a cup of baby carrots, ya fucking asshole. – Wayne
- His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left. – Letterkenny
- Got any more of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it. – Shoresy
- Well, I’d say tug at your balls, but it looks like your pants are doing it for you. – Wayne
- Look if you are coming, you better come correct. – Gail
- The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face! – Wayne
- Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach. – Wayne
- Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious. – Shoresy
- Fuck Lemony Snicket, What A Serious Of Unfortunate Events You Fuckin Been Through You Ugly Fuck. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams! – Letterkenny
- The New Season Of Letterkenny Is Coming To CraveTV. So Pitter Patter, let’s Get At’er And Watch It Already. – Letterkenny
Humiliating Quotes From Letterkenny
The way the characters in this show are insulting each other is very funny. The humiliation too will make you laugh out loud. It is one of the hit shows of the Canadian Crave streaming. The show when released on Crave TV got much popularity. But this popularity extended, even more, when it streamed on Hulu in the U.S. Check out some of the best humiliation quotes from the show.
- Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya. — Wayne
- I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh, I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now. — Daryl
- Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a really big truck and got a real little dink. — Wayne
- I think you come in men enough for all of us- Wayne
- What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl. — Wayne
- Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’. — Wayne
- You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud? — Wayne
- That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t. — Katy
- Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s?- Jonesy
- Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy! — Gail
Humorous Quotes By Wayne
Wayne, being the main character and also being played by the co-creator of the show has been loved by people. The expression he has carried throughout the show with his wonderful comic timing and sense of humor will make you like him a little more. Here are some of the funny quotes said by him.
- You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.
- Oh, I got so much time for sushi.
- You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?
- Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.
- In the words of the genre-bending Canadian indie rock band Arcade Fire, ‘wake up.
- You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.
- If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.
- Wish you weren’t so [expletive] awkward, bud.
- And I suggest you let that one marinate.
- You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.
Letterkenny Quotes From Katy
The quotes that are said by Katy have also created a huge fanbase for her and also for the show. The humiliation she used to do was just on point. The sense of humor she has represented is mesmerizing. Check out some of her funny quotes from the show.
- That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.
- On a scale from one to America, how free are you right now?
- Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the [expletive] windshield.
- If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.
- If you smelly gamey, you ain’t gonna lay me.
- Not my forte.
Quotes By Daryl From Letterkenny
Daryl being the cutest character has created his space in everyone’s heart. He has delivered some of the best dialogues filled with fun, humor, and comedy. You will just cry out of laughter if you listen to his dialogues. Here are some of his best quotes from the show.
- You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.
- This eau de toilette is enchantingly refreshing on summer days like this.
- You guys do CrossFit?
- Legen-Dary
- I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?
- You came to after having a bar fight. Felt like you got hit by a car, right? But your pal had your back, went on the attack, but it turned off his gal like a night light.
Best Letterkenny Quotes By Squirrely Dan
The Canadian slang and the way of delivering it to the audience have created magic all over the world. Not just the comedy, the Canadian slags filled with humor has also attracted a large audience. The impact of this show is not at all leaving from the lives of the people. Here are some of the best quotes by Dan.
- You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you.
- Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.
- I’m so upset about my perennials.
- He is otherworldly! He’s got a dome-like Easter Island statue.
- You love that movie The Fox and the Hound so much you can’t bring yourself to kill the fox that’s been getting into the chicken coop. You don’t care if that makes you softer than a Disney matinee.
- Hey! He said simmers down so simmers down! Why don’t you go eat some tartare ya snail-sucking mime lovers?!
- Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!
